| "My Johnny Guard" | |
| Season 4, Episode 8a | |
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| United States Airdate: | January 21, 2010 |
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| Canada Airdate: | December 3, 2009 |
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My Johnny Guard is the first part of the 47th episode and the 93rd episode overall.
Summary[]
Johnny gets hired to protect Susan from Bling-Bling, where he's on payroll, but Bling-Bling gives Johnny far more money than Susan and Mary do, so Johnny gives him the technology that he used to trick Bling-Bling.
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Plot[]
At Bling-Bling's Place, Bling-Bling Boy was going over last year's goals with his Scientists the first 2/3 was completed but the last one is kissing Susan test at sunset was still not done. Bling-Bling told his Scientists that they're not going anywhere until they come up with a plan to get Susan to smooch him. One of them suggest a super cool chopper which Bling-Bling approves on.
At the Test's house, Mary uses the illusion technology on the dummy to make it into Gil Nexdor for a trial run for Susan and controls it when Bling-Bling calls her name on a hot motorcycle just before Susan can kiss the dummy Gil trying to get her to come out and kiss him but then he suddenly speeds off and crashes. Off-screen, Susan and Mary watches Bling-Bling as he shouts he won't leave without her kiss until he hits by a truck badly.
Susan says she's a little scared but Johnny replies that she needs a bodyguard to run inference against Bling-Bling and Dukey adds that they charge 15 dollars an hour but her protection is guarantee so Susan gives the boys 3 bucks for the whole day along with the illusion ray on him which they accepts and Mary puts some centres of his body to control something then capture full size image and control them which to that, Johnny says he's excited even though he didn't understand what the twins said.
Johnny and Dukey hiding behind the garbage cans spot Bling-Bling on the motorcycle approaching who is still waiting for a kiss at sunset today. So Johnny uploads an image of Susan Test then projects it on a dog whose chewing a mailbox to trick Bling-Bling which Dukey approves then he makes it wave at him and lets him kiss her even if it's not sunset on his list but he'll take it. Bling-Bling kisses her until Johnny turns the dog back to normal making him look embarrassed then Bling-Bling gives the dog a steak then goes over to Johnny and Dukey and asked how much is Susan is paying them but Johnny was not going to give in until he bribes them with more money than Susan and they take it. Bling-Bling asked how did they do the dog thing and Johnny gives Bling-Bling the illusion then he hops on his motorcycle but it rides away without him and as he runs after it, Dukey scolds to Johnny for selling out Susan to Bling-Bling so he makes up by taking him to the grocery store and buys him a juicy T bone which made him take back what he said.
Back at Bling-Bling island, his scientists presents Bling-Bling with the same glasses like Susan's and the remote to upload a picture of her when his mother, Mrs. Hamilton comes in asking Bling-Bling where her night cream is in her pink nightgown much to his horror when the scientists put the glass on him turning her in Susan Test. Bling-Bling tells his mother she's wonderful which to she leaves him with his whatever evil plot he was working on. Bling-Bling orders to his men to get a picture of Gil Nexdor then upload it into the remote to trick Susan so he can get his kiss from her.
Bling-Bling returns to the Test's house once again, Mary thinks his motorcycle is really nice but Susan didn't care and shouts where her Johnny Guard is. Then Johnny arrives telling Bling-Bling off which Susan admired. Johnny asked Bling-Bling what he needed and he says a favor which he payed for yesterday but Johnny was through selling out Susan and Dukey adds that he loves and respects his sister until Bling-Bling gives them more cash again bringing them back on his side. Bling-Bling hands Johnny another pair of glasses to give Susan and pretends to drive away shouting 'Darn you, Johnny Test! You foiled me again". Susan and Mary raced down to commend him and Dukey. Johnny shakes Mary's hand by mistake so Dukey gives him Susan's glasses and Bling-Bling watches them all behind a tree as he and Johnny make the switch allowing him with the remote and hops on his motorcycle. Susan looks through the glasses thinking it was Gil Nexdor much to Mary's surprise. Bling-Bling invites Susan to a romantic sunset location and a kiss which she accepts then they set off together but his motorcycle rides off again and making him run after it carrying Susan with him.
Then, Mary angrily asked Johnny if he gave Bling-Bing the illusion ray and sold out Susan. Dukey mentioned he did tell Johnny it was wrong but he bribed him with steak making him go along and Johnny said it was so much money that he couldn't resist it. Mary replied to Johnny that he's just standing there while Susan's in danger. Johnny says he should probably do something. Bling-Bling and Susan were at Porkbelly Point enjoying the views, Susan was talking to Gil so Bling-Bling tells him call Gil by his name which she accepts and he was excited that his third goal will be completed. Johnny, Mary and Dukey arrived behind Bling-Bling's chopper to stop the kiss but Mary accidentally touches it getting them caught his scientist in high tech suits. They alert Bling-Bling that the problem so he goes over before saying to Susan he's be right back for her and that kiss making her laugh as he make smooching noises.
Bling-Bling arrives to see Johnny, Dukey and Mary captured by his high tech bodyguards, his men said they're not comfortable with this since it's not in their description and the suits are chuffing them so Bling-Bling decided to fire them but they take it back then he asked Johnny why is he here and that he works for him now although Johnny throws the money he gave him and says he cares about Susan so much since it was wrong to sell her secrets but Bling-Bling said he loves Susan too and is going to get his kiss just like he planned and he says to Johnny that he's got do something smooching to do and it's all thanks to him before heading back to Susan. Johnny says he's getting a bad inside of him like a wave and Mary tells him it's called guilt. Johnny tells her get them all free quick so she picks the money Johnny threw down with her shoes and offered the scientists exchange for their freedom which they accepted and ran away after stating they hated their job. Dukey says that they have to hurry because the sun is starting to set.
Bling-Bling asked if he could kiss her which she happily takes it then they put lips to get closer as the violinists starts playing a romantic theme when Johnny, Dukey and Mary hurried as fast as they could but Bling-Bling says it's too late and he's getting Susan's kiss once and all. Dukey says they have to get the fake glasses off Susan but Johnny suggested they knock them off instead so he grabs a branch from a tree, throws it but hits Bling-Bling out instead just in time preventing that kiss. Johnny says that works too even though it didn't aim the glasses. Susan cries as she gets Gil to wake up but Mary takes the fake glasses and puts on the original ones showing Bling-Bling in a daze and Mary told her that he made her the exact same glasses that made him look like the real Gil Nexdor.
Bling-Bling nervously asked Susan if she's going to kiss him now and she said 'NO!' to him then he says that he curses Johnny for stopping him as he grabs his remote, activates his jetpack and makes his spectacular getaway but as he tries to fly away, he hits a tree and falls back down again while Test siblings and Dukey were standing. Bling-Bling says 'It is so hard to make a spectacular getaway these days'. Mary asked Johnny if he had something to say to Susan and he quickly answers he didn't do it but Dukey tells him that she means about what happened today. So Johnny apologies to Susan for not being a better bodyguard and Dukey helps him apologize by holding four banners of sentences for him to read and finish the last part behind the twins then gives him a thumb up while nodding his head. Susan responded to Johnny that even though he put her in that horrible postition, she wanted to thank him for saving her from a horrible kiss. Bling-Bling asked what Susan is going to do to him and says that he bruises easily.
Susan asked who got some super glue to put on the fake glasses and right in Bling-Bling's face as punishment. At night in Startover City in Porkbelly, Bling-Bling suffers as he sees through the glasses thinking that he sees his mothers in her nightgown everywhere he goes. Johnny asked the twins how long before the glue wears off which they said about 5 hours and Dukey added 'Nice'. Bling-Bling then shouts 'MAKE IT STOP!' twice ending the episode
Trivia[]
- This marks the first time that Bling-Bling boy's Scientists quit.
- The episode does not end with the usual iris closing, rather than having the camera zoom into a screaming Bling-Bling's mouth.
- The Real Gil Nexdor never appeared in this episode though.
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